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When life gives you lemons...
make Recall Jam!

the best marmalade 
in the history of political marmalades


"Honey ginger lemon is my new favorite jam! Delicious!"
- Wisconsin hero Julie Wells


On June 6, 2012, I found myself wallowing in the unfortunate bounty of two more years in Fitzwalkerstan and an entire case of lemons.  I also found myself seasonally unemployed (thanks again for those "reforms," Governor Tooljob!) and looking for ways to make ends meet until the new semester starts in the fall.

So I made lemonade. And lemon meringue pie.
And marmalade. And more marmalade.  And then some marmalade.  And it was so, so good.  I mean delicious. The best jam I ever made. And I make a lot of jam.


And everybody wanted some.

Life gave me lemons. So I'm sharing the love.

Life gives us all kinds of lemons. Please choose your label option when you order (Recall Jam or any occasion When life gives you lemons...). I'm sure you can think of some people who would feel just a little bit better about all the lemons life is dealing them if only they had a jar of some When life gives you lemons marmalade. If you need special occasion labels (lost-your-job-jam, Ugly Divorce Jam, Literally Broke a Leg Jam, etc), just let me know. Custom labels are $1 more - just specify in the comments when you check out what you want - or describe the situation and I'll get clever for you. 







Honey Ginger Lemon Marmalade
8 oz. jar. All natural ingredients: Lemons, ginger, sugar, honey, pectin, water.  Zippy-sweet. The most addictive jam I've ever made.  Delicious on toast, English muffins, etc. Julie Wells used it as a glaze for grilled salmon and says that was delicious.

Limited edition Honey Ginger varieties now available! Please specifiy Mango Lemon Ginger or Triple Citrus Honey Lemon Ginger (orange, grapefruit & lemon) or Orange Pineapple Lemon when you order!


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  Lemonberry Marmalade 
8 oz. jar. All natural ingredients: Lemons, berries (vary by season), ginger, sugar, honey, pectin, water.  Blueberries are from Michigan. Strawberries are local. Mixed berries might be from somewhere else. The jar you get might not be exactly like the one in the picture. Jam is made to order in small batches using the best berries I can get. Depending on what we're in the mood for, the fruit is usually added whole at the end of processing the marmalade, creating a soft, easily spreadable jam (some batches are thicker than others depending on how much fruit there is and whether or not the fruit was cooked with the marmalade or added at the end - but it thickens once refrigerated). Really, really delicious. Great on waffles, pancakes, etc. My husband even spoons it on lemon ice.

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When life gives you lemons...
Marmalade Special!
Buy 5 jars, get 1 free: 6 jars for $25


Choose your label - Options
Please specify flavor combination

Limited Edition! Double Raspberry Lemon Marmalade 
made with fresh-picked berries from the garden of a local lefty!  
Get it while it lasts (specify flavor in the comments when you order).
SOLD OUT - sorry!  I'll make more when more berries are ready!

Can't remember what you wanted?


LOCAL & non-PayPal ORDER OPTION: For friends and family living nearby, please don't worry about paying for shipping! Just email me your order and use this "donate" link to pay ($5/jar or 6 for $25) and we can work out arrangements for getting you your marmalades. Or, if you don't have PayPay, just email me and we can work something out.

Thanks for stopping by the MoD store! Let me know how you like your jam.  It's much tastier than sour grapes, I promise.

4 comments:

  1. I want a jar of "My daughter is pissed" jam.

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    1. I'd be happy to! Just send me a note at monologuesofdissent@gmail.com with your order and we can figure out what the shipping will be.

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