When life gives you lemons...
make Recall Jam!
the best marmalade
in the history of political marmalades
the best marmalade
in the history of political marmalades
"Honey ginger lemon is my new favorite jam! Delicious!"
- Wisconsin hero Julie Wells
On June 6, 2012, I found myself wallowing in the unfortunate bounty of two more years in Fitzwalkerstan and an entire case of lemons. I also found myself seasonally unemployed (thanks again for those "reforms," Governor Tooljob!) and looking for ways to make ends meet until the new semester starts in the fall.
So I made lemonade. And lemon meringue pie.
And marmalade. And more marmalade. And then some marmalade. And it was so, so good. I mean delicious. The best jam I ever made. And I make a lot of jam.
And everybody wanted some.
Life gave me lemons. So I'm sharing the love.
Life gives us all kinds of lemons. Please choose your label option when you order (Recall Jam or any occasion When life gives you lemons...). I'm sure you can think of some people who would feel just a little bit better about all the lemons life is dealing them if only they had a jar of some When life gives you lemons marmalade. If you need special occasion labels (lost-your-job-jam, Ugly Divorce Jam, Literally Broke a Leg Jam, etc), just let me know. Custom labels are $1 more - just specify in the comments when you check out what you want - or describe the situation and I'll get clever for you.
Honey Ginger Lemon Marmalade
8 oz. jar. All natural ingredients: Lemons, ginger, sugar, honey, pectin, water. Zippy-sweet. The most addictive jam I've ever made. Delicious on toast, English muffins, etc. Julie Wells used it as a glaze for grilled salmon and says that was delicious.
Limited edition Honey Ginger varieties now available! Please specifiy Mango Lemon Ginger or Triple Citrus Honey Lemon Ginger (orange, grapefruit & lemon) or Orange Pineapple Lemon when you order!
Limited Edition! Double Raspberry Lemon Marmalade
made with fresh-picked berries from the garden of a local lefty!
SOLD OUT - sorry! I'll make more when more berries are ready!
Can't remember what you wanted?
Thanks for stopping by the MoD store! Let me know how you like your jam. It's much tastier than sour grapes, I promise.
I want a jar of "My daughter is pissed" jam.
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DeleteDo you ship to Canada?
ReplyDeleteI'd be happy to! Just send me a note at monologuesofdissent@gmail.com with your order and we can figure out what the shipping will be.
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